I can forgive almost anything about a club if it has an amazing ladies’ loos. Seriously I have been served shit martinis been leered at by some no-friends jackass someone decided to let in and been trodden on by kmart couture heels, but stepping into beautiful bathrooms redeems all evils.
What makes a good bathroom? It’s quite simple really and club owners world wide would by doing themselves a service to heed this simple recipe:
1. Mirrors
2. Cubicles
3. Couches
Mirrors – when I say mirrors I don’t mean those dark reflective squares you picked up for a bargain at ikea. I need all angles people! I need at least one full length, preferably a series of full lengths so I can check my back and side angles as well. I need a mirror with sufficient lighting to apply and check make-up without emerging from the bathrooms looking like I’m auditioning for Cabaret. And I need plenty of them! Do you want your club full of girls or not?
Cubicles – you would think this one would be a no brainer. But the number of mens’ toilets I have been in over my years when I have given up on the unmoving queue to the ladies – there are the same number of cubicles in the mens as there are in the ladies? WTF? Guys need a slash station and maybe one or two cubicles. Girls need thirty – forty. I’m serious.
Couches – the ladies’ loos are like our sanctuary. Why do you think girls always go to the bathroom in a pack? It’s because it provides us with an opportunity to do what we do best – dissect and analyse the events around us. And for important activity, we would really appreciate at least two couches.
Trust me, mirrors, cubicles, and couches and your club will be a raging success.
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